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Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.

OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN! 

just had eggs god they were delish

man i love eggs

im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious

mmm delicious chicken periods

ok

its a fucking egg cell

do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?

seeds

do you know what holds seeds?

fruit.

enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!

I WAS MAKING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BAM! SUDDENLY IT BECAME A BABY CHICKEN!

Instead of eggs and bacon I grabbed some Orange Soda and had dinner for breakfast.

It was delicious.

These comments are hilarious. I love eggs. 

I said this was just a bit too gross to reblog but Kay dared me to do it. “Don’t be a chicken” she said…

but im allergic to eggs

Another thing that’s being missed is that, you know, store-bought eggs are unfertilized; they’re blanks.  Big deal if the biology behind it seems “gross” I’m still eating eggs. >:V

What he said^

Yes^

Now procceed to shut the fuck up. Stop trying to force your fucking lifestile into other people, geez.

seriously… It’s amazing how much people don’t know about their food. I grew up around chickens so I guess I have more experience with it… but thinking your egg will turn into a chicken is just kinda…. stupid?

Not that people DON’T eat fertilized eggs, its a delicacy in south east asia.

(Source: joebspecial)

(by you & mie)

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